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Five Laws Tourists Break

5 laws tourists break before midnight. I watch tourists break all five on night one. Number three catches almost everyone.

Checked 18 October 20262 min read
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  1. Vaping

    The vape is the crime.

    Bringing, buying, using: all illegal. Two Brits reportedly paid 40,000 baht for vaping on a beach.

    The guy selling them is not your lawyer

  2. Cannabis

    The weed party ended in 2025.

    Flower now needs a Thai prescription. Smoking in public: up to 25,000 baht or 3 months, prescription or not.

    An open shop is not open season

  3. Age 20

    Not 18. Twenty.

    Legal drinking age is 20 and bars can card you. Your passport works. Your confident face does not.

    Carry ID, even if you look 40

  4. Scooter

    Your car licence doesn't count.

    You need a motorcycle licence plus an IDP valid for bikes. No licence: a fine, maybe an impounded bike.

    The rental guy didn't ask. The police will.

  5. Helmet

    Helmet on. Both of you.

    Rider and passenger, every ride, even the two minutes to 7-Eleven. The easiest fine on the island.

    The helmet goes on your head, not the mirror

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